Posted by: Scott | Saturday, March 11, 2006

The new preacher

The InboxA small town was surprised to find that their new minister was a woman. Two gentlemen of the congregation traditionally took new pastors fishing. Certain that she would refuse, they invited her fishing. To their dismay she accepted.

It was a pleasant day and the fish were biting. However, the pastor had an evening meeting at the church and asked if they could return to shore.

"No way," said Joe. "It's been a good day and I'm not leaving."

The pastor waited a while and repeated her request.

"Looks like you're gonna have to swim, Reverend," said Sam. "Joe never leaves till he's ready."

The pastor stepped over the side of the boat and walked across the water to the shore, up the bank, and got into her car.

"Well, wouldn't you know it, Sam? They not only sent us a woman. They sent us one that can't swim."

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