Posted by: Scott | Friday, April 13, 2007

New Oil Investment Opportunity

I’ve got a new product idea thanks to working in the soup aisle last night. We’ve got organic beef and chicken broth. The organic chicken broth is made from “free range chickens,” but the organic beef broth is not made from “free range cows.” I protested the inconsistency. Someone noted that cows aren’t kept in cages, but I debunked that by reminding him of fences. Then the idea hit me for a future product: organic oil/fuel made from free range dinosaurs!



  1. I hope it doesn’t drive up prices! But, hey maybe some lefties will now be able to start driving SUVs guilt free — oh, that’s right, they already do!

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