Posted by: Scott | Thursday, February 21, 2008

“TENJOOBERRYMUDS”

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
“TENJOOBERRYMUDS”

With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes…

The following is a telephone exchange between you as a hotel guest and
room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today……

Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”

Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

Room Service: ” Rye. Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???”

Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”

Room Service: “Ow July den?”

Guest: “…..What??”

Room Service: “Ow July den?!?… pryed, boyud, poochd?”

Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.”

Room Service: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”

Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”

Room Service: “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”

Guest: “What?”

Room Service: “An toes. July Sahn toes?”

Guest: “I… don’t think so.”

Room Service: “No? Judo wan sahn toes???”

Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan
sahn toes’ means.”

Room Service: “Toes! Toes!…Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder?”

Guest: “Oh, English muffin!!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’…
Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

Room Service: “We bodder?”

Guest: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”

Room Service: “Wad?!?”

Guest: “I mean butter… just put the butter on the side.”

Room  Service: “Copy?”

Guest: “Excuse me?”

Room Service: “Copy…tea..meel?”

Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… and that’s everything.”

Room  Service: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy … rye??”

Guest: “Whatever you say.”

Room Service: “Tenjooberrymuds.”

Guest: “You’re welcome”

Remember I said “By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
‘TENJOOBERRYMUDS’ “…..and you do, don’t you!

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Responses

  1. Too funny. I can’t believe you subjected me to that 🙂


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